OUR LADY OF ANNIHILATION
Gorilla sit all alone in corner of cage thinking of girl gorillas and rocking out in Jesus Jones tribute band, and
FoundryMusicJustin give Gorilla new CD to listen to. Justin say "Here, listen to this music Gorilla and let me know if you like"
Gorilla say "unless this CD come with pair of gorilla tits and stack of bananas, then Gorilla not interested." Justin give gorilla big bunch of peeled bananas. One out of two not bad. Gorilla listen.
New CD from MOST PRECIOUS BLOOD called
Our Lady of Annihilation sound like Gorilla fist hitting stupid guard in face...lots of screaming... only with a lot of guitars. Gorilla like cover of CD. Cover is picture of pretty lady floating over New York City skyline strapped with dynamite. Gorilla think Most Precious Blood going to have a hard time selling this at Wal Mart. Gorilla wish chick with dynamite would leave NYC alone (them see enough explosions) and focus on more deserving target... like lion cage. Stupid lions. Lions think they so much better than Gorilla. Dozen sticks of dynamite help you change your mind, eh lions?
Our Lady of Annihilation is a great disc from a New York hardcore band that is part of dying breed. Rare breed like rare mountain gorilla...only mountain gorillas no thrash like Most Precious Blood. Mountain gorillas thrash...but in a smash-face-and-legs kind of thrash. Most Precious Blood thrash in a mosh-pit-and-sometimes-smash-face way.
Guitar player in Most Precious Blood look like FoundryMusicJustin.
Wait... guitar player IS Justin. Justin give Gorilla bananas so Gorilla listen to CD.
Smart human that Justin. Much smarter than stupid guard.
