BACK 2 BASICS TOUR - LIVE IN NYC

Gorilla talk to The Dark Nut the other day, and Dark Nut tell Gorilla that KORN and LIMP BIZKIT go to Hammerstein Ballroom for tour, and Dark Nut have tickets. Gorilla always like excuse to sneak out of cage, so ask Nut to fork over ticket. Nut say no. Gorilla not like hearing 'no'... Gorilla take tickets to Back 2 Basics show from Dark Nut and throw Nut into river. Have a nice swim Mr. Nut...go spend quality time with BigDickSalmon.

Gorilla sneak out of cage and hitch ride with banana truck to New York City. Gorilla eat too many bananas and fall asleep in truck... get to Hammerstein Ballroom too late to see Limp Bizkit. Must have been good show, because ambulance outside on 34th street and police taking out screaming sweaty white trash. Stupid white trash. Always picking fights at concerts.

Gorilla get frisked by security and go inside to balcony seats. Floor filled with sweaty humans all crashing into each other. Balcony filled with record company and radio elitists. Gorilla ask bartender girl at upstairs bar for glass of banana juice. Girl laugh and point at Gorilla when say "Banana Juice" ... Gorilla not think it funny. Gorilla think bartender girl falling off balcony into floor full of sweaty humans is very funny. Gorilla drink Malibu and Coke.

Big fat stupid DJ introduce band. Think his name is 'Cabbie'...but Gorilla not know, because big fat stupid DJ doesn't say his name or name of station. Gorilla think stupid fat DJ not going to last long doing overnight shift.

Korn go on at 9:30 and start with "Right Now" from new Korn CD. Gorilla feet tap happy. No understand why three songs in, Korn play "Got The Life". Why play biggest song of Korn career three songs into set? Gorilla think Korn should save for encore. Oh well, Gorilla keep dancing along with cute human girls. Korn play many other good songs and floor at Hammerstein look like vibrating, bouncing mess of human bodies...it WAS bouncing mess of human bodies. Gorilla happy to be in balcony hitting on cute human chicks. Korn play 'Did My Time' and songs from Untouchables too. Korn go off stage little after 10:30 and Gorilla not stick around for encore.

Gorilla jump on top of taxi on 8th Avenue...get back to cage before stupid guard wake up from stupid Gorilla-induced nap.

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