R.N. UNDERGROUND
Just when you thought the 'naughty nurse' genre of porno movies was dead and buried...someone digs it up...and boy, does it stink!
RN UNDERGROUND isn't THAT bad, but it's one of these movies that tries to take an already-done-way-too-much situation, and take it in a "new and improved" direction. This direction would be the seedy underbelly of Nurse's private lives. Yeah, sure.
The sex isn't bad, and there's some veteran porno personel in
RN UNDERGROUND. What there is too much of (and this kills any good porno) is storyline and shitty dialogue. For instance, there's a great scene in the beginning where this blonde hooker-ish nurse is getting both holes stuffed in the back of an ambulance. Fine. Great. However, in order to get to that point, we had to tweleve minutes of really drap Emergency Room "drama" I put "Drama" in quotes because it can only marginally qualify as that.
There's another great scene with this trashy chick in a red wig who gets slapped with a riding crop, and then nailed by this rocker-looking guy...Unfortunately, we had to sit through some of the most AWFUL goth/industrial shit to get there. Note to kids: Any "brand new music" you see advertised on a porno tape box is ALWAYS going to suck. No exceptions.
RN UNDERGROUND is some good porno. Bad Acting, but good porno. What else is new?
