LIVE BAIT 6: COCK STORAGE
I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I think it's safe to assume that I have seen more fucking pornography than ANY other broccoli in recorded history. I could be wrong, but I seriously doubt there are any supermarket management types who are just chomping at the bit to hand out smut DVDs to the vegetables in the produce section. Let alone hand it to a broccoli with violent mood swings.
For this reason alone, I am eternally grateful that my boss feels that I should be reviewing pornography instead of video games. Sure, I don't have a dick and therefore have NO way to revlieve any sexual tension that might be building up, so why NOT give me all the smut to review?Sure you could give these things to the fish...he's only got a prick bigger than himself. Or what about that furry bastard in the cage? How about him? He'd have no problem just beating off in front of the TV... at least you'd KNOW it was a good flick, right?
Have I ever mentioned that I think the boss is a fucking dope?
Let's get on with it, shall we?
Live Bait 6 is pretty good porn, I think. Especially if you like to watch a lot of white chicks with fake tits get rammed in every single hole that a penis will fit in.
Think of a loaf of bread that is hollowed out and filled with thick cream of brocolli soup (my cousin Earl fell victim to a creamy soup just last week). Well imagine these chicks as the bread and the penises they're being filled with as the soup. Same concept. Next!
