ALEXANDER DeVOE'S ASS FREAKS
Holy Mackerel! The Broccoli is bitching up a storm about having to review porn DVDs, so he tossed these my way. I'm not one to bitch about free smut. I mean, I usually steal mine from those moron beavers, but you think he could have sent me stuff a little more... well, 'generic'? Sheesh...
I don't know who this
Alexander DeVoe guy is, but he CLEARLY has some issues with white chicks' asses...and tearin' the flippin' things apart.
Ass Freaks is just one wild ass-reaming session after another. The first chick gets ripped up by two French fellas, who you'll see in
Cum in My Ass... should you choose to go down that road...the Hershey Highway, if you will. The second chick gets split open with a big glass dildo...without even a 'hey, you want to go for a swim?' (that's the line I use... you might go with something else)
Oh, the other thing this movie has a lot of (and this is pretty normal) is guys with dicks way bigger than mine. I mean WAAY bigger. If these guys were hanging out with me in the river, I'd like to see THEM try to swim upstream. You think MY pecker bangs on the rocks? Good luck, fellas.
