DEVILDRIVER
Gorilla cage not big enough. Gorilla like to to run around and jump really high like in jungle. Sometimes bossman give Gorilla music that makes Gorilla want to run fast. Very fast. Run fast like when chasing down stupid cheetah. Stupid cheetah took Gorilla's Iron Maiden T-shirt. Cool Iron Maiden T-shirt from
Somewhere In Time tour. Eddie is Gorilla's favorite band mascot.
Devildriver is what happens when your first band breaks up and everyone too pissed off to make anymore music. That happen with COAL CHAMBER, so singer Dez go and make Devildriver. Dez also
not popular with SEVENDUST drummer.
Devildriver sound a lot like STATIC-X...not as dancy, but vocals sound like Wayne Static. "I could care less" is a good song. Gorilla could care less about stupid guard walking too close to cage with banana smoothie. Guard say good-bye to legs. Gorilla say hello to banana split.
"I Dreamed I Died" makes Gorilla wish there was more room in this cage for running around and screaming. Gorilla dreamed guard died. Gorilla dreamed cage was bigger. Gorilla head bang up and down when Devildriver CD plays. Other gorillas look at Gorilla funny.
Gorilla could care less.
