ULTIMATE ASSES VOLUME 2
The beavers had some really great stuff in their stash this week. Holy mackerel is it good. You know me, right? I'm pretty picky when it comes to my porn, so when I see something called
Ultimate Asses Volume 2, I'm going to hold it up to some pretty high friggin' standards. it's a good thing, too.
OK, think of the most fantastic ass you ever did see. Being a fish I see a lot of asses. In fact, I see more ass than anything else for the most part. You hang around in shallow water long enough, and bang your big pecker on enough rocks, you see some asses...
Anyway, think of the most AMAZING, drop-dead gorgeous ass you've ever laid eyes upon... you know, the kind of asses you'll probably never get to bang, because they're so amazing. The kinds of asses that other human chicks cry when they see...because they're so damn amazing.
OK, got it in your head? Good.
Ultimate Asses Volume 2 is all that and a bucket o' sushi. Ass ass ass and more ass. Right on the cover:
Claudia Jammson's ass. If I thoght I had a snowball's chance in hell of tagging that ass, I'd actually try and get my ass upstream. But no, some walking-upright bastard
Michael Stefano is too busy bangin' it for me to have a shot. Sonofabitch.
Asses getting stretched, asses getting slapped, asses getting stuffed. And they're all good lookin' asses too... you know, for human chicks, that is.
