A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON
Review Update: GIRL EATS POO!!!! Upon closer inspection of this flick, I realized there is one scene in which Brandon is doing some unsuspecting (OK, well I think she suspects it) blonde up the pooper, and he's doing the ass-to-mouth move on her...when you realize there's some poo on his peepee (real technical terminology, I know). Anyway, the chick gobs in down like a champ and keeps going. GIRL EATS POO!!!
A few weeks ago, I received an Email from
Brandon Iron, who we all know, is the genius behind the
SLAP HAPPY videos, classic entries in the rough sex genre. Brandon mentioned that he was working with
Jewel DeNyle and
Michael Stefano at
Platinum X Pictures, and that he had this new video coming out called
A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON. He described it fairly accurately ('It has 81 loads swallowed by 7 girls')...but I had NO idea what I was in for until I actually started watching it.
I've never been big into bukkake flicks, but I know there's a huge audience for it. Let me tell you,
81 LOADS is a LOT of nut... especially when it's only being dished out to SEVEN chicks
A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON starts out with a close up of this ditzy blonde holding an empty champagne glass. She proceeds to invite, as only a chick with a head full of cement can do, several guys who are all beating off around her, to blow loads into the glass. They do. She drinks it...aaaaaaaaaand scene. Honestly, it was more fun watching this chick try to speak a simple sentence...than watching anything the guys were doing to her. That's just me though.
I really wonder how Brandon goes about rounding up the chicks for these videos. What's the magic line that wins them over? Obviously there's cash involved, but how do you sell a chick on getting a gallon of spooge blown down her throat...and NOT puking it all up. Each of the girls in
A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON swallows roughly fifteen loads of spooge. Sure, there's a slacker here and there who only downs a few spoonfuls, but for the most part, these chicks all take it on the chin...or down the throat...or in the ear...and a few of 'em take it up the dumper, which makes 'em even more special. The only drawback to chicks who swallow copious amounts of man-juice is that none of them are ever going to qualify as supermodels...not that they SHOULD, but there's a few gals in this video who fell down the ugly stairs one too many times.
Again, if you're a bukkake fan, you need to check out Brandon's work in
A GOOD SOURCE OF IRON. If the Swedes were giving out Nobel Prizes in pushing the envelope, Brandon would win it...hands down.
I really need to fire off another 13 Questions to Brandon and find out exactly what goes into making a video nut-fest.
