CUM COATED TITS
After soaking my brain in liberal amounts of porn for the past several years, I'd like to think I've gained some insight into how the mind of a porn distributor works. For instance, remember those ads you used to see in smut magazines that said "20 adult videos for only TEN BUCKS!"... for those of us dumb enough to buy the stupid things, you learned that what you actually got was a single videotape with 20 five minute-long smut clips on it. Now, with the advent of DVD technology, the concept has changed a little bit, but the content is oh-so-very-much-the-same.
After watching
CUM COATED TITS, I think the conversation between the folks who decided to release it at
Pleasure Productions went something like this:
Porno Guy #1: Hey, what are we going to do with this stack of old porno tapes?
Porno Guy #2: I dunno. Let's give 'em to the homeless. Maybe there's some homeless guy who can beat off in his refrigerator box.
Porno Guy #1: I dunno. I still think there's a market for
Jerry Butler and
Joey Silvera movies.
Porno Guy #2: Yeah, and the dialogue is fucking hysterical.
Porno Guy #1: Fuck it. Let's call it
CUM COATED TITS and see if anyone buys it.
If you're a sucker for stupid porno dialogue like I am, then you should check this out. I mean, this is a great collection of old-school clips (YES, the women all have enormous boobs...the vast majority of which are being nutted on) with some UBER-stupid dialogue. Spend a few bucks. Point and giggle. Repeat. Fun at Parties.
