MANHUNT

What two words can tear a broccoli like me away from brutalizing a stock boy for DAYS on end? Oh, I'll tell you...

Manhunt. Two words, man... look at me... two words, man... "Manhunt is the most fantastic game this broccoli have ever dun played."
The bossman bought us all some neat shit for Christmas (there ending the long-standing mystery: "Do Broccolis celebrate Christmas?"...Well we do. It is a tad more brutal than most, but it's a holiday regardless). The thing the bossman laid on me was Manhunt.... a great new Playstation2 game from the folks at Rockstar, who made Grand Theft Auto as wonderful as it is.

You get a plastic bag, a shard of glass, a crowbar, a baseball bat, a blackjack, a pistol, a shotgun, an assault rifle...all with which to kill your enemy (OK, OK...they're guards from the prison you escaped from)....and maim them ...and kill them...and saw their heads off...and make them cry...and kill them.
Some of the freaks you're going after actually beg for the lives of their families before you relieve the guys of their heads. Now that gives me a boner, how's about you? you also get more points for killing in more destructive ways. You DO have to be stealthy though. No 'running through the room shooting everything in sight' here...No sir. This is a "sneak around the corner, hide in the shadows, and shove a glass shard in some poor fuck's eye" game.

This is the game that made me dust off my playstation after not using if for a year.