CAUGHT IN A DREAM - SINGLE
Gorilla get new TESLA single from bossman yesterday. Bossman say "Gorilla listen to this and be nice". Gorilla throw poo at boss man. Boss man still no buy Gorilla new tank top to replace tank top covered in boogers and banana mush.
Gorilla put headphones on and check out new Tesla song, "Caught In A Dream" from
upcoming new CD,
Into The Now. Gorilla think Tesla spent long time making this song. Song sounds like old school Tesla. No electronic beats. No samples. Just acoustic guitar by Frank Hannon and Tommy Skeoch and vocals by Jeff Keith, who Gorilla think is massaging vocal chords with cheese grater. Gorilla like grated cheese. Grated cheese on pizza or ziti make Gorilla feet tap happy. Zoo lunch lady no make ziti in long time. Gorilla file complaint.
Gorilla like music, but no like happy-joy-brother-sharing-love words in "Caught In A Dream". Gorilla think Tesla is trying to appeal to sensitive side of fans who now are 35 years old, chubby, and have many little humans. 20 years ago, Gorilla think Tesla more concerned with drinking, farting, burping, and having sex with loose human females.
Boss man says Tesla wrote many songs for
Into The Now, and band pick 12 best songs for CD. Gorilla pick many boogers and save best for tank top and for rubbing on Tesla CD. Gorilla like "Caught in A Dream". Not giving back CD without a fight.
