UP THE DOSE
Time for Gorilla to clean cage. Time to skrape up banana peels and teeth from stupid guards off cage floor. Cage get so messy during the week. Sometimes Gorilla have to skrape gum, poo, boogers, and banana mush off Gorilla feet with CDs from bands Gorilla no like. Today Gorilla skrape with new SKRAPE disc.
Up The Dose not BAD music. Riffs and screaming humans make Gorilla feet tap happy. Skrape music is like other music Gorilla like. Loud guitars. Loud singing. Loud drums. Skrape music sound much like everything else Gorilla hear on radio. This what Gorilla not like about music business. Every band sound like every other band and all same no one different make Gorilla head spin off shoulders. Skrape CD make Gorilla reach out of cage, grab stupid guard by stupid neck and skrape between Gorilla legs like old towel.
Gorilla think Skrape singer has many colorful tattoos. Skrape singer should skrape off some of those tattoos and get job pumping gas so he can make more money than trying to sell music that sounds like every other band on the radio.
