PUNK STATIK PARANOIA
Bossman come to Gorilla cage and say "Gorilla, want to listen to orgy?" Gorilla feet tap happy. Orgy fun to listen to. Sweaty humans humping make Gorilla happy parts happy. Even Gorilla orgy fun to listen to. Sweaty gorillas humping always fun. Someone always get excited and break something. Lots of screaming and hitting.
Only this not that kind of orgy. This is band called ORGY. Gorilla already pissed off, so band fighting uphill battle with this review.
Gorilla like when Orgy cover "Blue Monday". NEW ORDER version suck rotten banana peels. Orgy version help Gorilla win wrestling match with big snake, so Gorilla think
Punk Statik Paranoia will be like other Orgy music.
Gorilla wrong.
Gorilla think Jay Gordon amazing producer, but stink like poo as songwriter. Orgy not on Warner Bros. anymore. New music come from Orgy label...
D1 MUSIC. First single "The Obvious" make Gorilla take nap. Gorilla think it obvious why Orgy not on Warner Bros. anymore. Gorilla think it obvious that this music not help win any fights with big snake. Gorilla think it obvious that Jay Gordon need to stick to producing other bands. Gorilla think it obvious that joke officially beaten into ground.
"Beautiful Disgrace" start out beautiful with lots of drums and guitars, but turn into disgrace during slow and stupid chorus. Gorilla think "Vague" vaguely resemble good song, but still has long way to go. Gorilla think Orgy should be ashamed that "Ashamed" not first single. Is obvious that it much better song than "The Obvious".
Gorilla run out of stupid puns. Gorilla use Orgy CD as ninja star to throw at boss man for making Gorilla think this was real orgy.
