NEW FOUND POWER
Gorilla big fan of PANTERA. When Gorilla find out band break up, Gorilla cry like female gorilla after unconsenting gorilla fanny love. Gorilla anxious to hear what brother humans Dimebag and Vinne do with
new band called DAMAGEPLAN. Stupid old man with wig
get to listen to sample music, and he like...And him said he want to hear full music.
Gorilla figure out how to open Fuzz mail before Fuzz open Fuzz mail. Not hard, really. Gorilla just bend open bars on cage and jump on mailman when come to zoo. Mailman head get made into mushy sidewalk goo. Gorilla get
new Damageplan music called
New Found Power. Gorilla found candy bar on zoo ground once. Gorilla eat. Gorilla found out that candy from zoo ground make Gorilla poo runny.
Damageplan music sound much like Pantera, so Gorilla feet really tap happy. So happy. So Pantera. Dimebag and Vinnie songs make Gorilla think they miss Pantera, because songs sound like Pantera minus Phil the heroin man.
New singer Patrick from HALFORD find good new gig after Halford now back with JUDAS PRIEST. Pat sings like Phil better than Phil sing like Phil. Bassist name is Bob Zilla. Make Gorilla think of Godzilla. Gorilla fight Godzilla once. OK, not really Godzilla, but very big lizard.
Gorilla favorite songs are "Wake Up", "Breathing New Life", "Fuck You", and "Blink of an Eye"...remind Gorilla most of Pantera...even though this not Pantera. This Damageplan. Gorilla plan is to not give CD back to stupid old man with wig. Gorilla plan is to make big poo and go to sleep
