Gorilla wake up from sleep. Too cold in cage outside. Gorilla tried to touch zoo lady so Gorilla get locked outside over night in penguin village. Fuck zoo lady. When Gorilla allowed back inside, Gorilla going to fuck zoo lady up. Gorilla hear faint sounds in distance of men singing like little girls and heavy metal sounds. Gorilla think this is new Darkness album.
Gorilla learn how to make fire out of penguin shit. Gorilla warming up. Gorilla not warming up to new KING DIAMOND record. This record is about a puppet. Heavy metal Pinocchio. Gorilla think this is some bad joke. People at music website trying to say Gorilla isn't a real man. Gorilla doesn't like men in face paint singing in voice like zoo lady. Penguin shit make Gorilla warm now.
Gorilla know KING DIAMOND has been around for years, some people think he is god, and a legend. Gorilla know all about Mercyful Fate. Gorilla just don't get it. Gorilla never like music about dungeons, dragons, moats and fiery pits. Speaking of fire, penguin shit smells like old, dark chocolate when it heats up.
Gorilla see track called "Darkness". Gorilla think King Diamond should do a duet with guy from Darkness and maybe do the soundtrack for the next Lord of the Rings movie. Gorilla don't like heavy metal that reminds him of Choose Your Own Adventure books.
Penguin shit fire starting to die down now so Gorilla throw in "Puppet Master" disc and go to bed. Gorilla pass out from burning plastic fumes.
