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LAMENTATIONS
Gorilla love Okra. Gorilla used to live down south and eat Okra all the time. Gorilla enjoy fried Okra very much. Gorilla will eat license plate if you fry it right. You can make soup and stew from okra as well. Soup and stew make cage very messy and zoo lady comes and beats Gorilla with zoo bathroom key. Key has big wooden block on it so dumb humans don't lose it or flush down toilet. Gorilla hate being beaten with giant wooden keychain. Maybe if humans weren't so stupid, Gorilla wouldn't get beaten with wood block. Gorilla lets things fester and drive Gorilla crazy. Next time zoo lady walk by Gorilla going to lunge at her.
Gorilla make big mistake. Gorilla thought Gorilla supposed to review Okra not OPETH. Gorilla feel stupid now. Gorilla watch DVD. Very intense death metal with melody. Gorilla doesn't hate it. Lots of making of footage which Gorilla always enjoys. Very in-depth. We learn about everything we ever wanted to know about Opeth and maybe more than we even care about. Only thing missing is "taking a shit with Opeth". Gorilla wouldn't mind seeing that on next DVD. Gorilla never really like Opeth but this is OK. If you are a fan of Opeth, you will shit Okra when you see this. A wet dream for any Opeth fan. Gorilla hasn't had wet dream in weeks. Gorilla keep it all bottled up inside so Gorilla has extra strength to bend cage bars open after zoo lady goes home.
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