LIFE ON DISPLAY
Sunday. Time to clean cage. Cage filled with banana mush, banana peels, old tank top shirts, and broken CDs...and one big puddle of muddy water in middle of cage. Gorilla go to puddle, put hand in and find PUDDLE OF MUDD new CD,
Life On display. Gorilla put in headphones. Maybe make good cage cleaning music.
"Away from me" is first song on CD, and first single. Gorilla clean cage fast and angry with help from Wes Scantlin's angry words. Next few songs not helping Gorilla clean cage. Gorilla need thorazine drip to keep up with this music. Singing start to sound like whininig. Gorilla not doing much except picking nose and wiping boogers on tank top. Gorilla beginning to regret picking up Puddle of Mudd CD from big puddle of mudd.
Gorilla just about to smash this CD over the head of stupid guard, when track 8 comes on. "Cloud 9" make Gorilla start to change mind... Gorilla feet tapping much happier now. Cage cleaning going much faster. Gorilla make cage look much cleaner than before.
Gorilla thank Puddle Of Mudd for making good CD to scrub cage to.
