When Gorilla little, Gorilla fear spiders. Then Gorilla get bigger, and not fear spiders so much. When Gorilla teenager, fear of girl gorillas much bigger than fear of spiders. Gorilla still fear girls, because Gorilla think Gorilla penis is small. Gorilla also first hear FEAR FACTORY as a teenager. Fear Factory music was nice mix of thrash guitars, screaming, singing, and drums that make feet tap very heavy. Sometimes tap happy, but mostly tap happy.
Gorilla also like Fear Factory because original guitar player Dino look like big fat gorilla...only Dino got hot chicks. Gorilla still can't get laid by homely fat gorilla chicks in next cage. When Dino leave Fear Factory in 2002, Gorilla fear that end of band was coming. Fans kept band alive long enough for bass player Christian Olde Wolbers to take guitar lessons, and move into Dino's shoes...only smaller shoes, because Dino have fat feet like Gorilla.
Byron Stroud from STRAPPING YOUNG LAD strap on bass for Fear Factory and help band record new music for Archetype. Gorilla not know what 'Archetype' means. Gorilla type with feet sometimes when hands get tired.
Band not forget how to make music. Not by long shot. Heavy guitar/drum/synth sound still there, and Burton C. Bell still growls for half song and sings for half song. Gorilla hear first song "Slave Labor" and Gorilla know not to fear demise of Fear Factory anymore. Middle of "Act Of God" sound like palace guards from Wizard Of Oz. Gorilla think flying monkey costumes in that movie look fake.
Gorilla give Archetype 4 out of 5 stars because production not as punchy as other Fear Factory music. Music still same, but production used to make Gorilla pick fight with guard immediately. Now Gorilla pick fight with guard after three songs. Still fighting though, so that fun.
Bossman say Archetype coming out in April 2004, so Gorilla not supposed to let other gorillas listen to this advance CD. Gorilla think Bossman's nuts are getting smaller. Making Gorilla feel better about small penis. Gorilla not fear girl gorillas so much.
