THE KRYSTAL STEAL SHOW
OK, I've been swimming around that beaver dam for a good few months now, looking for their stash, because they got wise to the fact that I was taking off with thier porn, and switched up their hiding place. I finally found out where they were hiding their smut, and Holy Mackerel...was it a good hiding place, too. Under a bunch of rocks. Can you believe that? They KNOW I steer clear of the rocks on the bottom of the river because I'm always banging my pecker on the things. I sucked it up (along with my nuts) in hopes that I'd find some decent porn. MAN, did I find it.
The Krystal Steal Show is an all-star homo sapien bang-fest. As you can guess,
Krystal Steal is in it.
Nikki Benz shows up too, and so does our anal maven
Trinity, in some of the wildest scenes this fish has ever seen.
It never ceases to flip my fins what these human chicks will do in these flicks. Now, I'm no perch (a DUMB fish, if you don't know); I know they're getting paid, and they justify their actions with their paychecks, but you should see these chicks go at it. One of them is banging this lucky putz's putz, and the other one yanks out his pecker and hobs his knob, then shoves it back in...then does it again! I wish the ladies I knew would do that, but I can't get upstream to see any of them because my dick's so frickin' big and I bang it on the rocks all the time!!!
OK, OK... I'm calm. Good frickin' movie.
