JEWEL DE'NYLE's PORN STAR IDOL
I'd say it's a safe bet that a nice chunk of walking-upright men would LOVE to be in the adult video business. Banging cute girls and getting paid for it seems like a pretty nice way to make a living, right?
I'm telling you,
Jewel De'Nyle's PORN STAR IDOL will convince a nice chunk of them to stay away from porn altogether and get that MBA you've always dreamed of.
As you might imagine from the title,
Jewel De'Nyle's PORN STAR IDOL takes a cue from
American Idol, and the 'seach for the next superstar' theme...only instead of singing their hearts out in front of a panel of celebrity judges, these lucky contestants get to strip naked and beat off in front of a panel of porn veterans, including
Jewel De'Nyle and the hedgehog himself,
Ron Jeremy. Nobody's getting picked on, and no one's getting abused; Hell, they're trying to encourage these young men to masturbate in front of them, so beating up on them isn't exactly going to help the situation.
Jewel offers a little assistance to the guys, in the form of a nut-tussle or a spead eagle, view of her cooch, but ultimately a lot of the guys who audition don't measure up. Ron Jeremy is supportive, but spends the majority of his time feeling up Jewel and
Jacklyn Lick.
A few young ladies try out as well; not nearly as many women show up as do guys (big shock there), but I submit to you that it is far easier to be a woman who wants to land a gig in porn than it is to be a guy. Even the cutest of cute chicks just has to open up, gobble nut, and moan like a champ, and she's doing well. Guys actually have to maintain erections and figure out how NOT to bust a nut while porking some POA on video.
So if you think you'd be interested in a career in the adult biz, check out
Jewel De'Nyle's PORN STAR IDOL, then try to imagine how you'd feel about standing in a room full of your cronies, bare-assed, whacking off in front of 'em.
Still interested? Blech.
