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ANTIQUE EROTICA 4
While on expedition in the bowels of an old college storage faciliy, Pitumbo and I stumbled across what we could only assume were archeological films from the early 1900s that an old colleage of mine, Professor Whatsthatsmell, committed to film in order to document his research.
As we gazed at the grainy film, we saw cavernous valleys, mountains ripe with shrubbery, and overgrown caves with slick walls... we could only assume that this was film of an excavation of an ancient Aztec gold mine...
We assumed poorly, I'm afraid.
We'd found several hours of grainy home stag films, featuring rotund women who by now, are either older than I... or dead. Once we discovered what we had in our posession, Pitumbo and I broke out the apple brandy, and removed our trousers to wrangle or trouser willies.
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