THE BLACK AND THE BLONDE Vol. 3
As a practicioner of medicine and the fine art of decapitation, I very often am amazed at behavioral patterns when it comes to members of the opposite sex. I mean, hell... how else am I going to lure young ladies into an unsuspecting alley to give 'em a good shovelling unless I know what makes 'em tick, right?
You want to know what makes horny blonde chicks tick? Black guys. Dear Lord, do they LOVE the dark meat. This is clearly evident with
The Black and the Blonde Vol. 3, which is brought to us by Mr. Mule Penis himself,
Sean Michaels. If this guy isn't careful with that tool of his, he's going to disembowel one of these poor ladies, and that, kids... is MY job, so watch yourself Michaels.
This flick would have gotten FIVE stars if not for one underlying factor, and that is the fact that a lot of the guys that are double-teaming the girls in these scenes look like they came right out of C Block. Jailhouse tattoos and scars as far as the eye can see on some of these guys. Now, not ALL of the guys are banged up, so I'm not going to condemn the entire thing... but enough of them to distract me from the hot-ass blonde who's choking down a mile of beef to hit the "Next" button on the remote.
Sean buddy, you make good product. Stop recruiting your talent from the penitentiary, and you'll get that five star rating you deserve.
