Gorilla wake from slumber. Gorilla smell cookies. Gorilla think maybe Zoo Lady has easy bake oven in Zoo Lady office? Then Gorilla realize the smell is not from actual scrumptious banana cookie but more cookie cutter garbage from Victory Records. Gorilla confused by cover of this CD, band name and album title. Looks like a compilation or something. Not hard to confuse Gorilla. Gorilla see 6 people in band photo. 6 people is too many. Kick someone out. Whoever you chose will be the luckiest dude ever. Gorilla REALLY hate bands with 2 singers. Gorilla grumpy today and Gorilla don't like safe bullshit bands anymore. Promo sticker suggests tracks for Mr. Radio Man to play and boasts "every song is clean, no worries!" - Gorilla say THAT is exactly the problem. If Gorilla want safe, Gorilla will wrap cage bars in pillows. As for music, Gorilla say this is lots of 10 part harmonies on a bed of wilted post-hardcore punk. Lightly drizzled and completely forgettable. They're from the UK though, Gorilla like UK accent. Zoo Lady has UK accent and UK teeth too. Oh and Derek Hess did the cover art. Gorilla like Derek Hess but this cover looks like something Derek drew on a napkin in his lap while waiting at a tollbooth. Next.
