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DUST TO DUST
Knock! Knock! Knock! who comes in the name of Beelzebub! Gorilla take journey into Narnia with HEAVENLY. This is power metal at its finest - light speed double bass, operatic vocals. Gorilla think its cool because it's so funny, hard for Gorilla to take seriously. This is like watching a Broadway musical on fast forward. Record is broken up into 3 chapters. Gorilla think Heavenly should've done a Choose Your Own Adventure album. Turn to song 3 if you want to slay the dragon, turn to song 12 if you want the princess to get bitten by the vampire. Gorilla used promo "one sheet" to wipe this morning but from what Gorilla can still make out, it says this album is about a man who is bitten by a vampire and then wanders through the centuries and fights the urge to become a vampire himself. Gorilla doesn't understand why it takes 70 minutes to tell this story. Zoo Lady is coming, Gorilla has to go now.
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