LIVE AT THE STRESS FACTORY
Ah, another night out on the town...
Who the fuck am I kidding?
My nights on the town are very rare as of late and honestly I stay grounded most of the time. Anyway a night off and dinner with the wife and away to see Norton we go. I still don't get it. She loves going to see
JIM NORTON. She's actually been to all his shows with me. The meaty breasted man makes her laugh. I would have never thought it?. I guess being tortured listening to that good old
Opie and Anthony show rubbed off on her. Insert your own jokes here ______________.
When we arrive, there are about 25 people there. I like being on-time for just about everything. This show was a make up for a show he didn't do the last time around because he was sick.
It turns out the night opens without Vinny and the club's own man hosting the night. The first comedian up was Jay Black who is more on the local circuit. It turns out this teacher can take some jokes beyond and I'd say he had a good set. 28 Red and men explaining movies to women were the better kind of jokes he had. Find out more in a Jay Black review somewhere else.
"Heeeere's Jimmy!"
Now we get to Norton who comes out drinking green tea. He looks a bit slimmer (maybe because he's been sick). He had a red ring on his chest... it turns out that his detergent was causing irritation. Jim pulled out many new jokes in this set. Why rehash what you
just released on CD? I can't say I know the jokes names but the night consisted of Rayon T Shirts, Pushing Retards, 50 Cent on a plane,
AVN Awards, Chris Reeve scratching balls first (feeling coming back in his hands). At one point during his
Lexington Steele story I felt my heart stop from laughing so hard. Also
Ron Jeremy came up in all this. He also focused on
his trip to Iraq (PIA). They drove 70 mph in a Hum V and even flew in fighters. Jim seemed to have a less-vile-than-usual set, and it was effective.
"Yeah, that was ME hosting the 2004 AVN Awards with Jenna!"
Jim was selling merchendise outside; I suggest you all check that
Wash Your Mouth Out DVD. I bought a shirt with the last twenty bucks I had. After that the real comedy began. I was walking back to the car and was asked what t- shirt I just bought. She goes on to read it and in the parking deck echoing is "NO"! You aren't wearing this anywhere. It was the "If she blinks twice it isn't rape" shirt! I'll leave you all there.
As always, you can check out Jim's site at EAT A BULLET.com
